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THE LEAVE-ME-ALONE WOODEN PHONE

Hermette Wireless solid wood goodness
Durable, rustic design!
Stare into something more substantial
Make your friends  jealous and never find out about it!

The perfect gift.

Trade in their old phone as a surprise!

OPENING HOURS

We never answer the phone or the door and we certainly don't check email or even snail mail. Now we can help you enjoy that same luxurious lifestyle!

 

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CONTACT INFORMATION

Go away.   |    www.hermettewirless.com

 

Are you a woodworker who’d like to sell custom wooden phones with Hermette Wireless? Of course you are! Get in touch! 

 

Want to learn more about the Hermette lifestyle? Try to email us!

You'll probably never hear from us again! 

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Photo Credits: Andrea Piacquadio, Vera Arsic, Anna Shvets, Any Lane, Ono Kosuki, Rachel Claire, Tim Samuel, Michael McDonough.

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