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by Jeff Thruston for Hermette Wireless

Limited edition. Slim non-shellacked pine with raised numbers and useless “camera.” 


Best burner phone! This Virginian sculptor-made model has polish and old school personality. No cobalt mining! No reception! Just solid wood goodness. 


Includes donation to Shenandoah National Park Trust.


  • Add a lifetime plan for just US$10.

  • It's not just a lifetime plan- it's a vibe. For US $10, a good vibe that travels around the world is solid gold.

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